variants also keester
Definition of keisternext
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister So what's the worst part of slogging your keister around? Outside Online, 18 Feb. 2026 Rose is also perilously up her own keister. Christopher Borrelli, Chicago Tribune, 13 Jan. 2026 Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • Actress Jodie Foster was just photographed toting the perfect hands-free carryall—sort of like a hybrid, crossbody-bag-meets-bum-bag.
    Reece Andavolgyi, InStyle, 12 Apr. 2026
  • Coach told us to be first one to the ball and to make those 50/50 plays, to do it on a bum ankle but still being able to give it my all and leave everything there for my teammates.
    Dana O’Neil, CNN Money, 5 Apr. 2026
Noun
  • My cheeks reddened like spring blossoms in the air.
    Literary Hub, Literary Hub, 28 Apr. 2026
  • Declan Rice puffed his cheeks out for what could have been a world-record attempt in cheek-puffing.
    Amy Lawrence, New York Times, 26 Apr. 2026
Noun
  • The 20,062-seat stadium has a Petco Park vibe, from the artwork and nods to the team’s history located throughout the stadium.
    Ryan Finley, San Diego Union-Tribune, 26 Apr. 2026
  • In advance of the Florida Legislature meeting next week to redraw congressional districts, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is decrying the move as a partisan effort to eliminate Democratic seats.
    Jim DeFede, CBS News, 26 Apr. 2026
Noun
  • The president and king wore tails and white waistcoats.
    Elise Taylor, Vanity Fair, 29 Apr. 2026
  • The table revealed that an ovoid body—blunt nose, tapering tail—came closer to aerodynamic perfection than anything else a designer could draw.
    Bill Gourgey, Popular Science, 29 Apr. 2026
Noun
  • Yellow-rumps, as birders call them, have been seen migrating through northern Illinois even in April and late March.
    Sheryl DeVore, Chicago Tribune, 28 Apr. 2026
  • But there are some companies, like the rump of Motorola or IBM, that hang in, and there are others that have disrupted whole industries and are still on top.
    , CNBC, 27 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • Complaints about hospital food are certainly not new, and Jell-O and fruit juice are often the butt of related jokes.
    Stephanie Armour, CBS News, 30 Apr. 2026
  • The former inspector general garnered a reputation for high-profile investigations, some of which saw her butt heads with Mayor Brandon Johnson and his administration.
    Jake Sheridan, Chicago Tribune, 30 Apr. 2026

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 2 May. 2026.

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